“I hope my absence haunts you.”
hitrecord:

“two deer”
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thisisradioactive: When you make a reference and someone actually gets it. (via baconshouldgrowontrees)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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(via baconshouldgrowontrees)

bilboh: one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka” (Source: asukaas, via therickymartin)

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

(Source: asukaas, via therickymartin)

“Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.”
disneyprincest: why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me. (Source: parasailin, via keepingquietishard)

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(Source: parasailin, via keepingquietishard)